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alvxandra:

shout out to everyone out of my league

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visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

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You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

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kenobi-wan-obi:

me every hour

kenobi-wan-obi:

me every hour

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<3

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Those were the days…

*sigh*

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greg-pak:

Worth noting from time to time…

Every story idea can be made to sound really, really stupid. And sometimes when you tell someone your idea, he or she will immediately imagine the crappiest version of that story.

Your job as a writer is to always keep your nose pointed towards the very best…

cggardner:

amischiefofmice:

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averyterrible:

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flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:

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this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit

Guns don’t kill people. People kill people. But guns fucking help.

humansofnewyork:

"I’m studying to be a librarian."

"What’s the sexiest part about being a librarian?"

"I’d say the width of our knowledge. The rest of academia seems to have a rather specific focal point, whereas librarians need to know enough to serve as a guide for researchers of every discipline."

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kiggor:

The Scottie Pinwheel

I’M SCREAMING THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I’VE SEEN IN ALL OF MY LIFE

My life is complete.

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